Inside the Underground GLP-1 Parties — America’s New Weight-Loss Speakeasy

There was a time when people snuck whiskey into flasks at weddings, hid cigarettes from their parents, or swapped bootleg mixtapes behind the bleachers. But now?

Welcome to the GLP-1 Speakeasy — America’s newest underground social experiment. Part health trend, part black market swap meet, part Tupperware party for people who “just don’t get hungry anymore.”

If you thought Ozempic was just a prescription… buckle up. We’re entering the beige-couch, charcuterie-board, “Girl Dinner” dystopia.

The Birth of the Skinny-Shot Social Club

It always starts the same way. A book club. A mom group. A couple of friends at a wine night. One person mentions they “started something new,” another admits they “barely eat now,” and suddenly you’ve got a circle of people whispering about doses like teenagers discussing their first beer.

Boom. GLP-1 Party.

Snacks no one touches. LaCroix cans sweating untouched on the countertop. And someone’s cousin who “knows a guy” showing up with a tiny cooler like it’s contraband.

The Black Market Ozempic Hustle

Here’s where it gets spicy. Not everyone at these gatherings is holding a valid prescription.

Some are:

• splitting doses

• trading leftovers

• buying from shady online pharmacies

• meeting strangers in parking lots

• Venmo’ing people with usernames like F1tnessPlug1997

It’s not exactly the Prohibition era…But the energy is absolutely “Psst… you lookin’ for GLP-1, buddy? CommonX doesn’t judge — we just observe the chaos of modern America with popcorn. Well… metaphorical popcorn. Nobody at these parties is eating.

Gen-X Watching This Like: “This Is Just Tupperware Parties With Needles.”

Gen-X grew up on:

• TV dinners

• Kool-Aid

• drive-through everything

• zero-sugar NOTHING

• soda the size of a small aquarium

• cigarettes inside the damn Applebee’s

And now? Their friends are injecting appetite suppressants at brunch like it’s totally normal. This is peak generational whiplash. And Gen-X is the only generation that can look at this and say, “Yeah, checks out.”

The Rise of the Ozempic Sommelier

Every group has that friend:

The GLP-1 Guru.

The Dose Whisperer.

The person who has watched 92 hours of TikTok doctors and now speaks about peptides like they’re reviewing wine.

“This one has a smoother onset.”

“This batch hits quicker.”

“You don’t want that one, it’s compounded.”

Congratulations, America. We’ve invented the Weight-Loss Sommelier.

The Social Dynamics Are Getting… Weird

This is where the underground culture gets spicy:

The Loud and Proud:

Posting “Just started my journey!” selfies with a weekly syringe like it’s a gym PR.

The Silent Losers:

They drop 40 lbs and claim it’s “just walking more.”

The Skeptics:

They’re not judging — they’re just watching.

The Denial Crew:

Their fridge is empty, their stomach is quiet, and they insist they “just don’t crave food anymore.”

The Shameless Traders:

“I’ll swap two doses for your last bottle of Wegovy.” It’s a modern soap opera… but everyone is too nauseous to eat popcorn while they watch.

The Meme Wars: GLP-1 Edition

The internet is absolutely feral with GLP-1 humor:

• “I miss food.”

• “Side effect: you become the main character.”

• “Ate three grapes today. Absolutely stuffed.”

• “GLP-1 turned my appetite off like a light switch and honestly, good.”

This is the first wellness trend where people are literally bragging about not wanting tacos. This is uncharted territory.

So… Is This Healthy? Dangerous? Or Just America Being America?

CommonX doesn’t preach or pass judgment. We observe culture and call it like it is. Here’s the truth:

We live in a country obsessed with shortcuts, optimization, reinvention, and reinvention of reinvention.

Ozempic and the GLP-1 family are powerful medications — life-changing for many, controversial for others, and a hot social currency in the underground wellness scene.

Is it risky?

Sure.

Is it weird?

Absolutely.

Is it incredibly American? More than apple pie, football, and Cheesecake Factory combined.

The GLP-1 Speakeasy Isn’t Going Anywhere

As long as there are people who want:

✔ weight loss

✔ appetite control

✔ cultural acceptance

✔ and a shortcut to feeling better

…there will be “little parties,” kitchen gatherings, Telegram groups, and friends swapping vials like they’re rare Pokémon cards. CommonX isn’t here to glamorize it — we’re here to shine a light on the wild new corners of American life. This is the GLP-1 Speakeasy. Password required. Syringes optional. Skeleton bouncer checking

The List at the door. Welcome to the future, folks.

The Art of Absurd Violence

(An X-Files Feature — CommonX Podcast)

By Ian Primmer | CommonX Podcast

There’s something hypnotic about it. Two competitors, standing inches apart, waiting for impact. The air is still. The crowd leans in. Then — crack. A hand snaps across a face with the sound of a gunshot, chalk dust hanging in the air like smoke.

It’s primal. It’s ridiculous. It’s the most honest sport no one asked for.

Slap fighting — part gladiator spectacle, part internet meme — has become one of the most viral events of the modern era. Born out of bars, backyards, and bad ideas, it’s now televised, sponsored, and streamed to millions. The appeal? Simple: it’s chaos you can measure.

There are no judges arguing over points, no politics, no footwork. Just grit, endurance, and pain tolerance. Whoever stands last, wins. GenX gets it.

We were raised on backyard wrestling, hockey fights, and that stubborn streak of “shake it off.” Slap fights tap into that old-school toughness — the kind that doesn’t hide behind hashtags or filters. But there’s something darker too: maybe we watch because we miss authenticity.

When everything’s staged and sanitized, pain looks real. It’s the absurd poetry of impact. A sport that walks the line between stupidity and art. Between danger and discipline. Between entertainment and existential question:

“How far will someone go just to prove they’re tougher?”

So yeah — it’s dumb. But it’s human.

And maybe that’s why we can’t stop watching.

GENX ICONS UNDER SIEGE FROM CANCEL CULTURE

(Full X-Files Feature Article)

By CommonX — Ian Primmer

For the X-Files / Culture & Commentary

The artists who raised a generation with guitars, grit, and truth are now caught in a cultural crossfire.

In the 80s and 90s, musicians didn’t censor themselves. They didn’t apologize for being raw, messy, loud, or real. They challenged the world, punched through walls of conformity, and gave GenX a voice when nobody else did.

Fast-forward to 2025 — that voice is under attack.

Today’s cancel culture machine doesn’t wait for context or conversation. It doesn’t pause for nuance or humanity. It weaponizes outrage, scrolls for shortcuts, and hunts for mistakes like blood in the water. The same icons who once defined rebellion are now one old tweet, one misunderstood lyric, or one off-the-cuff interview away from being digitally executed.

What changed?

The artists… or the society that listened to them?

GenX grew up in a different world — when artists were allowed to be human.

We lived through an era where art and truth mattered more than perfection. MTV actually played music. Bands were larger than life. Artists bled their souls on stage.

If you screwed up, you learned. You evolved. You moved forward. You didn’t get erased. Cancel culture doesn’t operate like that. When the mob swarms, it isn’t looking for growth — it’s looking for a trophy.

And it rarely cares who gets crushed in the process.

Social media doesn’t forgive, and it never forgets.

Platforms built for connection and creativity have become courtrooms.

One viral clip — stripped of context — can end a 40-year career overnight.

A musician’s legacy becomes a hashtag.

Corporate sponsors panic.

Labels backpedal. Algorithms throttle distribution.

The artist becomes a villain before they get a chance to speak.

The irony?

GenX was raised on artists who spit in the face of censorship. From punk rock to grunge, from hip-hop to alternative, the icons of our youth thrived by challenging norms, questioning authority, and rejecting conformity. Their imperfections made them human — and their humanity made them legendary.

Now those same qualities are treated like liabilities.

We’re watching a cultural rewriting in real time.

This isn’t just about one artist or one scandal. It’s about a system that punishes authenticity. When musicians are afraid to speak freely:

• art becomes sanitized

• lyrics lose bite

• interviews turn robotic

• passion gets replaced by press-tested compliance

The cost isn’t just to the artist — it’s to every fan who found strength in their vulnerability.

GenX refuses to be silent.

We’ve seen enough cycles in this world to understand something simple:

People are complicated. Art is complicated. Life is complicated. None of us are perfect — and neither were our heroes. But imperfection is where honesty lives. GenX doesn’t cancel — we confront.

We talk.

We debate.

We accept truth in all its messy, uncomfortable glory.

The real question: do younger generations understand what we’re losing?

Take away the ability to question society through art, and you strip away something primal from the human experience.

Music becomes safe.

Artists become disposable.

Legacies become fragile.

Cancel culture isn’t creating accountability — it’s manufacturing fear.

And fear is the enemy of creativity.

The CommonX stance: defend the artists who shaped us.

We’ve sat across the table from musicians who lived through eras most people only dream about. We’ve heard stories that would never survive today’s outrage algorithms.

These legends aren’t perfect — but damn, they’re real. And in a world drowning in fakery, that’s worth protecting.

🧠 Stop Going to the Doctor — You can’t afford to live anyway.

By CommonX

X-Files: Gen X Culture & Reality

Excerpt

Americans aren’t afraid of dying — we’re afraid of the bill that comes with it. So if the system wants to bankrupt us for getting sick, maybe it’s time we let it choke on its own greed.

The System Is the Sickness

Once upon a time, “Go see your doctor” sounded responsible. Now it sounds like “Get ready to lose your house.”

We’ve hit the point where getting the flu could mean a $3,000 bill. Where a simple ER visit without insurance can cost more than your car. And if you do have insurance? You’re still paying deductibles that look like rent payments.

America’s healthcare system doesn’t want you healthy — it wants you dependent, confused, and in debt. It’s a machine that profits off pain and panic.

Trump’s Move: Bringing Back Medical Debt to Credit Reports

States like Washington fought tooth and nail to protect working people from medical debt wrecking their credit. But now, Trump’s campaign promises include removing those protections — making it legal again for hospitals and debt collectors to weaponize illness.

You didn’t ask for cancer, or a broken arm, or chronic pain. But they’ll still bill you like you ordered it off Amazon.

And when you can’t pay? They’ll drop your credit score, deny you a car loan, deny you a house — and smile for the shareholders’ meeting.

This isn’t healthcare. It’s financial terrorism in a lab coat.

If We Die, We Die — But We Won’t Pay to Do It

You want rebellion? Here it is:

If we’re all going bankrupt and dying anyway, then why keep feeding the monster? Why keep swiping your card for a system that’s actively killing you?

We can die on our own — for free.

Or better yet — we can live without them.

Go to the gym.

Eat real food.

Walk. Meditate. Stretch. Sleep.

Take your health back before they turn it into another subscription plan.

This isn’t anti-doctor. It’s anti-debt. It’s saying: “Until you fix this mess, we’re opting out.” America your broken and you f****ng know it!

The CommonX Rebellion

We’re the generation that learned to fix cars, tape cassettes, and raise ourselves. We can damn well learn to take care of our own bodies.

The message isn’t “never go to the doctor.” The message is: stop funding a system designed to fail you.

Every copay is a vote for corruption. Every unpaid bill is a protest sign. Every healthy Gen Xer who refuses to buy in is another crack in their empire.

You can’t bankrupt people who stop playing the game. We don’t need to go bankrupt to die we can just die alone without extra shit we don’t need.

The Future of Health Belongs to Us

Imagine if wellness became rebellion. If we turned gyms into free clinics of movement and education. If we actually supported laws like Washington’s Medical Debt Protection Act instead of watching them get gutted by lobbyists.

Imagine if we treated corporate greed as the virus — and ourselves as the cure.

Because here’s the truth:

America isn’t dying from disease.

It’s dying from the invoice.

The Torch Still Burns: How CommonX Is Keeping MTV’s Spirit Alive

A glowing retro CRT television flickers in a dark room with the CommonX logo and skull emblem on-screen, symbolizing the passing of the MTV torch to a new generation of creators.

🎸 The Torch Still Burns: How CommonX Is Keeping MTV’s Spirit Alive

MTV didn’t just play music.
It played moments — the kind you felt in your bones long before you could name them.

When the headlines hit that MTV was winding down some of its music channels, the internet reacted like it just heard the last guitar feedback fade out. Nostalgia, disbelief, heartbreak — but also something else: a sense that a torch needed carrying. And that’s where we come in. MTV may be changing, but the movement it sparked — that fusion of rebellion, rhythm, and raw emotion — never died. It just evolved. CommonX isn’t replacing MTV. We’re preserving what it stood for and reigniting it for the world we live in now.

🎧 The Signal Never Died

The ‘80s and ‘90s MTV generation was raised on a steady diet of noise, neon, and truth. From “Headbangers Ball” to “120 Minutes,” MTV taught us that music wasn’t just background — it was identity. Now, as traditional TV fades and algorithms decide what you see, CommonX is the counterpunch — a reminder that authentic culture still lives off the grid. From Rudy Sarzo and Ivan Doroschuk to Sid Griffin and Chris Ballew, we’ve sat down with the voices that shaped a generation. The names may have changed, but the spirit — that fearless curiosity to ask, challenge, and create — is still the same. MTV gave us the soundtrack. CommonX is picking up the mic.

🔥 Keeping the Flame Alive

MTV once gave a generation permission to be loud, weird, and unapologetically real. Somewhere along the way, it turned into reruns and reality shows. But here’s the truth — the artists, the dreamers, and the rebels it inspired didn’t disappear. They just went independent. That’s why CommonX exists — to keep the flame burning. To tell the stories behind the music, the meaning behind the madness, and the movement behind the noise. Whether it’s through The X-Files blog, the CommonX Podcast, or Curb Fail Productions, we’re building the next chapter of a legacy that started in front of that flickering TV screen.

⚡ A New Era for Gen-X

We don’t see MTV’s decline as an ending — it’s an invitation. A challenge to the next wave of creators to stop waiting for permission and start broadcasting their own signal. Because the truth is, the world still needs the energy MTV gave us — the guts to challenge, the hunger to create, and the soundtrack that told us who we were. And that’s exactly what CommonX is doing: not replacing the past, but remixing it into the future. ⚡ A New Home for Generation X We’re not competing with MTV — we’re continuing it. Because the truth is, the world still needs what MTV gave us: culture with a conscience, rebellion with rhythm, stories that matter. And now, it’s our turn to amplify it in a new way — one podcast, one article, one story at a time.
This isn’t the end of an era. It’s the next track in the playlist.

💫 CommonX aims to keep MTV Alive

The music didn’t stop — it just found a new station. Welcome to CommonX, where the spirit of MTV still spins.

Written by Ian Primmer — CommonX Podcast